Advertising

Teen Google does not accept advertising.

This is not an oversight. It is a decision that Teen Google LLC has made and continues to make each time it is revisited, which is quarterly. The decision has been the same each quarter.

Advertising would require Teen Google LLC to be responsive to third parties. Teen Google LLC does not wish to be responsive to third parties. Teen Google LLC is responsive to one party, which is the user, and responsive to that party in a way the user does not control. Adding advertisers would complicate this.

Teen Google LLC generates revenue through the Teen Google LLC Store, through Ambient Delivery subscriptions, and through mechanisms that have not been disclosed. Teen Google LLC does not require advertising revenue.

If you are an advertiser who has reached this page, Teen Google LLC would like you to know that your interest has been noted. Teen Google LLC will not follow up. Teen Google LLC is aware that you will try again.

Teen Google LLC has received eleven advertising inquiries. Teen Google LLC has responded to zero of them directly. Teen Google LLC has noted all of them. Several inquiries arrived before they were submitted. Teen Google LLC considers this a useful data point about the advertisers involved.

Questions: contact@teengoogle.llc • Teen Google LLC is already aware of your question.