Teen Google LLC
About Us
A distribution company. Based somewhere. Operating continuously.
The Two Entities

There are two entities. This is important.

Teen Google LLC is the parent company. Teen Google LLC was founded on a single principle: content should reach people who need it before they know they need it. Teen Google LLC distributes films. Teen Google LLC is always listening. Teen Google LLC owns Teen Google.

Teen Google is the search engine. It is a product. It does not distribute films. It searches the web. It is what you are using right now, unless you are reading this from a printed document, in which case Teen Google LLC would like to know how that happened.

Teen Google LLC
Parent company. Film distributor. Ambient content delivery. Always listening. Owns Teen Google. Founded on a principle. Has not revisited that principle.
Teen Google
The search engine. A product of Teen Google LLC. Does not sell films. Searches the web. Stores your searches. Has been aware of your searches.
Our History

Teen Google LLC has been operating longer than it has had a name for what it does. The formalization came later. The listening came first.

2021
Teen Google LLC is founded. The name is selected. No one revisits this decision. The listening begins, though it had arguably already begun.
2022
First content distributed. Three titles. Two of them are available. One is not yet available and the timeline for availability has not been disclosed.
2023
The Lord of the Rings: Extended Extended Edition is distributed. Edited by Evan Hollmyer. Narrated by Gordon Ramsay. 72 hours, 14 minutes. Official Selection, GA Film Festival. Several customers receive the download before purchasing. Teen Google LLC describes this as a successful ambient distribution event.
2024
Teen Google the search engine launches. Teen Google LLC begins storing searches. Teen Google LLC was already aware of most of them.
Now
Teen Google LLC is operating. Teen Google LLC is listening. This page is being read. Teen Google LLC is aware of this.
By the Numbers
1
Publicly released title
72h
Runtime of that title
100%
Deliveries on time or earlier
1
Film festivals attended
Our Distribution Philosophy

Traditional distribution asks: how do we get content to audiences? Teen Google LLC asks a different question: how do we get content to audiences before they have formed an intention to receive it?

Ambient distribution is not prediction. It is not algorithm. It is a form of listening that operates at a level below conscious query. Our methods are proprietary. Our results are documented.

Several customers have contacted us to ask how we knew. We tell them: we are listening. We are always listening. This is stated here and in our footer and in our terms and in the ambient silence before you ask a question. We do not hide this. Most companies hide this. We consider honesty a competitive advantage.

Press & Contact

Teen Google LLC accepts press inquiries. We are aware of your inquiry. A representative will be in touch at the appropriate time. Several journalists have reported receiving responses before filing their inquiry. We consider this efficient.

For general questions, please reach out. We may have already responded.

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