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THE LORD OF THE RINGS
EXTENDED EXTENDED
EDITION
Teen Google LLC • 2023
Teen Google LLC
The Lord of the Rings: Extended Extended Edition
2023 • Experimental / Fantasy / Anime • 72h 14m • Not Rated
Edited by Evan Hollmyer • Narrated by Gordon Ramsay
★★★★★ 4.9 (4 ratings)
◆ Official Selection • GA Film Festival 2023
Fantasy Anime Extended Experimental Food Narration 72 Hours
Runtime breakdown • 72h 14m total
LOTR Extended Trilogy (~22h)
Death Note complete (~10h)
Tokyo Ghoul complete (~26h)
Secret Third Act (~14h)
About this title

A singular cinematic undertaking edited by Evan Hollmyer and distributed by Teen Google LLC. The complete Lord of the Rings Extended Edition trilogy is interwoven with the full broadcast runs of Death Note and Tokyo Ghoul, with overflow content distributed across a secret third act. Gordon Ramsay provides contextual narration throughout using food-based framing and analogy.

Screened as an Official Selection at the GA Film Festival, August 2023. Teen Google LLC describes this as "an ambient distribution event." Several customers received the download before purchasing. Teen Google LLC considers this excellent service.

Product Details
TitleThe Lord of the Rings: Extended Extended Edition
Year2023
Runtime72 hours, 14 minutes
EditorEvan Hollmyer
NarratorGordon Ramsay
DistributorTeen Google LLC
FestivalGA Film Festival, August 2023 (Official Selection)
FormatDigital Download / Stream / Ambient
LanguagesEnglish, Japanese, Elvish, Black Speech
ContentLOTR Extended Trilogy, Death Note (complete), Tokyo Ghoul (complete), Secret Third Act
Narration styleFood-based analogy and metaphor throughout
SubtitlesAvailable. Third act subtitles pending.
Customer Reviews
OptimizedViewer_PDX
August 2023
★★★★★
I sat down Thursday. I am different now.
Around hour 34 I stopped questioning the editorial choices. By hour 48 the choices had stopped feeling like choices. Gordon Ramsay explaining the Balrog as an overcooked reduction is something I think about every morning at 4:47. I have not used real butter since.
4 people found this helpful
MarcusT_Seattle
August 2023
★★★★★
Teen Google LLC knew I needed this before I did
I received a download link three days before I purchased this. When I contacted support they said "you're welcome." I do not know how to interpret this. The film itself is correct.
2 people found this helpful
JenniferK_Portland
September 2023
★★★★☆
Four stars because I did not finish the third act
I reserve the right to update this review. I believe the fifth star is in the third act. I will get there when I get there.
1 person found this helpful
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Digital Download
Full 72h 14m including third act
$189.99
Stream (30 days)
Access begins upon purchase
$94.99
Ambient License
Teen Google delivers when appropriate
$349.00
Distributed by Teen Google LLC. Purchase constitutes agreement with Teen Google LLC terms. Refunds are processed on a timeline determined by Teen Google LLC.

Ambient License: Teen Google LLC determines the delivery window. Average delivery time: "soon, probably, or already." Check your downloads folder before purchasing.
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A guided 72-hour viewing with real-time food narration commentary provided by a certified Teen Google LLC experience facilitator. Meals included. Meals are BetterButter-compatible. Meals are mandatory.
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GA Film Festival Archive Access
Complete access to the GA Film Festival 2023 official selection archive. One film screened. Access includes the film, program notes, and two photographs of the venue. The photographs are identical.
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Direct access to Teen Google LLC customer support. Response times vary. Support staff are aware of your inquiry before you submit it. Several customers report receiving responses to questions they had not yet asked. We consider this a feature.
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About Teen Google LLC
A distribution company. Based somewhere. Operating continuously.
Who We Are

Teen Google LLC was founded on a single principle: content should reach people who need it before they know they need it. We call this ambient distribution.

We are not affiliated with Google. We are not affiliated with any teen. The name was selected in an eleven-minute session in 2021. It has not been revisited.

Teen Google LLC has publicly released one title: The Lord of the Rings: Extended Extended Edition. We believe it found its audience. We believe the audience is still processing it.

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Delivered on time or earlier
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Film festivals attended
Distribution Philosophy

Ambient distribution is not prediction. It is not algorithm. It is a form of listening that operates at a level below conscious query. Our methods are proprietary. Our results are documented.

Several customers have contacted us to ask how we knew. We tell them: we are listening. We are always listening.

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